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Enough to break the ice. Food… No, you.

Maybe, food on you! Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper.

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Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say: Pretend to pass out in a busy place. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.

Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.

We need to go. In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

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Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. Hire a taxi.

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